Comedian’s Take on Love and Marriage

Comedian’s Take on Love and Marriage Through Laughter

Laughter decreases stress hormones and increases immune cells and antibodies, which improves your resistance to disease.  With Valentines Day approaching, we at Maplewood Sauk Prairie, thought we’d share thoughts about love and marriage through the words of comedians.

“Marry a man your own age; as your beauty fades, so will his eyesight.”  Phyllis Diller

“Marriage has no guarantees.  If that’s what you are looking for, go live with a car battery.”  Erma Bombeck

“Love is a lot like a backache.  It doesn’t show up on x-rays, but you know it’s there.”  George Bruns

“I was married by a judge.  I should have asked for a jury.”  Groucho Marx

“My wife gets all the money I make.  I just get an apple and clean clothes every morning.”  Ray Romano

“Marriage is very much like a violin; after the sweet music is over, the strings are attached.”  Anon.

“In my house I’m the boss, my wife is just the decision maker.” Woody Allen

“I am” is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language. Isn’t “I do” is the longest one?” George Carlin

“I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me.” –Sigmund Freud

“A good marriage is like a casserole, only those responsible for it really know what goes in it.” Anon.